Senior Wedding Excitement – Humor
Some time ago, I received a very interesting email, about a not so traditional wedding plans, which I will share with you today to brighten up your day.
I know you will love it….but you really need to read it in full, to capture its humor.
I wish I could find out who the original author was, but unfortunately I do not have that information, hence the insert as a quote.
Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Miami, are all excited about their decision to get married.
They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore.
Jacob suggests they go in.
Jacob addresses the man behind the counter:
“Are you the owner?”
The pharmacist answers – “Yes.”
“We’re about to get married.
Do you sell heart medication?”
Pharmacist: “Of course, we do.”
“How about medicine for circulation?”
Pharmacist: “All kinds.”
“Medicine for rheumatism?”
“How about suppositories?”
Pharmacist: “You bet!”
“Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer’s?”
Pharmacist: “Yes, a large variety. The Works.”
“What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for
“Everything for heartburn and indigestion?”
Pharmacist: “We sure do.”
“You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?”
Pharmacist: “All speeds and sizes.”
“We’d like to use this store as our Bridal Registry.”