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Senior Wedding Excitement – Humor

The-Wedding-Cake-Topper-Two-Love-Birds1-279x300The month of June is very popular for the numerous weddings that take place during this time of the year.

Some time ago, I received a very interesting email, about a not so traditional wedding plans, which I will share with you today to brighten up your day.

I know you will love it….but you really need to read it in full, to capture its humor.

I wish I could find out who the original author was, but unfortunately I do not have that information, hence the insert as a quote.

 

Senior  Wedding

Jacob, age 92,  and Rebecca, age 89, living in Miami, are all excited about their decision to get  married.

They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore.

Jacob  suggests they go in.

Jacob addresses the man behind the  counter:

                  “Are you the owner?”

The pharmacist  answers – “Yes.”

Jacob:  

“We’re  about to get married.

                   Do you sell heart medication?”

Pharmacist: “Of  course, we do.”

Jacob:    

                “How  about medicine for circulation?”

Pharmacist:    “All kinds.”

Jacob:

  “Medicine for rheumatism?”

Pharmacist:   “Definitely.”

Jacob:   

            “How  about suppositories?”

Pharmacist:    “You bet!”

Jacob:   

“Medicine for  memory problems, arthritis and  Alzheimer’s?”

Pharmacist:    “Yes, a large variety. The Works.”

Jacob: 

“What  about vitamins, sleeping  pills, Geritol, antidotes for
             Parkinson’s  disease?”

Pharmacist:    “Absolutely.”

Jacob:    

“Everything for heartburn and indigestion?”

Pharmacist:    “We sure  do.”

Jacob:  

“You sell wheelchairs and walkers and  canes?”

Pharmacist:    “All speeds and sizes.”

Jacob:  

“Adult  diapers?”

Pharmacist:     “Sure.”

Jacob:  

  “We’d like to use this  store as our Bridal Registry.”

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