The Importance of Walking – Part I – Humor

What’s all this talk about daily routines, exercise, working out, walking.  Well, all these are great things  for staying fit and healthy, but how about some good humor to add to that routine.

Walking can add minutes to your life.
This enables you at 85 years old
To spend an additional 5 months in a nursing
Home at $5000 per month.

My grandpa started walking
Five miles a day when he was 60.
Now he’s 97 years old
And we don’t know where he is.

I like long walks,
Especially when they are taken
By people who annoy me.

The only reason I would take up walking
Is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.

I have to walk early in the morning,
Before my brain figures out what I’m doing..

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