You know how some days you just have that special feeling that things will turn out a certain way?  I am not sure if you would call it an intuition, or a common sense.

Well, I have a perfect humor to share with you on that subject, so you be the judge.

HOW CAN YOU TELL WHEN IT’S GOING TO BE A ROTTEN DAY

  • You wake up face down on the pavement
  • You want to put on the clothes you wore home from the party and there aren’t any
  • Your spouse says “Good Morning, Pat”, and your name is Chris
  • Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles
  • You turn on the news and they’re showing emergency routes out of the city
  • You wake up and discover your waterbed broke — and then you realize that you don’t have a waterbed
  • Your twin sister forgot your birthday
  • The bird singing outside your window is a buzzard
  • You wake up and your braces are locked together
  • You call your answering service and they tell you it’s none of your business
  • Your income tax refund check bounces
  • Your car horn goes off accidentally and remains stuck as you follow a group of Hell’s Angles on the freeway
  • Your boss tells you not to take off your coat
  • You put both contact lenses in the same eye
  • You walk to work and then find that your dress is stuck in the back of your pantyhose
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4 Responses

  1. Diana

    October 22nd, 2009 at 9:20 pm

    1

    LOL about the last one! We were at a wedding on Friday and its my first time wearing a dress in forever and I kept asking my fiance, “Hows my dress, how’s the back?!”

  2. All Women Stalker

    October 23rd, 2009 at 5:13 pm

    2

    Hahaha these make me chuckle. The Hell’s Angels one sure gave me nice images. That would make for a disaster.

    -meream

  3. Suburban Grandma

    October 23rd, 2009 at 5:31 pm

    3

    I liked several of them as well.
    The “Fun Month” is almost over…….so sad….

  4. Suburban Grandma

    October 24th, 2009 at 8:20 am

    4

    That’s so cute!
    Women these days do not wear dresses that much, since work attire is quite casual most of the time, so when you do need one, it’s a challenge to find one you really feel comfortable in. Don’t you agree?


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