Posted by Suburban Grandma in Humor
I previously posted Part I of “The Importance of Walking”, now you get to enjoy Part II.
I joined a health club last year,
Spent about 700 Dollars.
Haven’t lost a pound.
Apparently you have to go there.
Every time I hear the dirty word ‘exercise’,
I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
I do have flabby thighs,
But fortunately my stomach covers them.
The advantage of exercising every day
Is so when you die, they’ll say,
‘Well, she looks good doesn’t she.’
If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
Start with a small country.
I know I got a lot of exercise
The last few years,……
Just getting over the hill.
We all get heavier as we get older,
Because there’s a lot more information in our heads.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.
AND last but not least:
Every time I start thinking too much
About how I look,
I just find a Happy Hour
And by the time I leave,
I look just fine.