Things to Smile About – Maxine Humor
With all this COVID-19 lockdown, and so many adjustments in our daily routine, we all need something fun to smile about, to forget about the news, and to live in a moment. So take some time out for a good laugh with Maxine………..:-)
Nothing beats fun “wisdom” from Maxine:
****My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn’t.
****I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
****Some people are alive only because it’s illegal to kill them.
****I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
****Don’t take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
****You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me
****Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
****Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
****You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me
****I’m not a complete idiot — Some parts are just missing.
****Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
****God must love stupid people; He made so many.
****The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
****Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
****Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Are you feeling better yet? Good!
You know that laughter is not only the best medicine, but it also burns calories!!
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