photo credit: daniel.julia

You know how some days you just have that special feeling that things will turn out a certain way?  I am not sure if you would call it an intuition, or a common sense.

Well, I have a perfect humor to share with you on that subject, so you be the judge.

HOW CAN YOU TELL WHEN IT’S GOING TO BE A ROTTEN DAY

• You wake up face down on the pavement
• You want to put on the clothes you wore home from the party and there aren’t any
• Your spouse says “Good Morning, Pat”, and your name is Chris
• Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles
• You turn on the news and they’re showing emergency routes out of the city
• You wake up and discover your waterbed broke — and then you realize that you don’t have a waterbed
• Your twin sister forgot your birthday
• The bird singing outside your window is a buzzard
• You wake up and your braces are locked together
• You call your answering service and they tell you it’s none of your business
• Your income tax refund check bounces
• Your car horn goes off accidentally and remains stuck as you follow a group of Hell’s Angles on the freeway
• Your boss tells you not to take off your coat
• You put both contact lenses in the same eye
• You walk to work and then find that your dress is stuck in the back of your pantyhose