October – A Fun Month – Intuition or Common Sense

You know how some days you just have that special feeling that things will turn out a certain way? I am not sure if you would call it an intuition, or a common sense.
Well, I have a perfect humor to share with you on that subject, so you be the judge.
HOW CAN YOU TELL WHEN IT’S GOING TO BE A ROTTEN DAY
- You wake up face down on the pavement
- You want to put on the clothes you wore home from the party and there aren’t any
- Your spouse says “Good Morning, Pat”, and your name is Chris
- Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles
- You turn on the news and they’re showing emergency routes out of the city
- You wake up and discover your waterbed broke — and then you realize that you don’t have a waterbed
- Your twin sister forgot your birthday
- The bird singing outside your window is a buzzard
- You wake up and your braces are locked together
- You call your answering service and they tell you it’s none of your business
- Your income tax refund check bounces
- Your car horn goes off accidentally and remains stuck as you follow a group of Hell’s Angles on the freeway
- Your boss tells you not to take off your coat
- You put both contact lenses in the same eye
- You walk to work and then find that your dress is stuck in the back of your pantyhose
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