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October – A Fun Month – Intuition or Common Sense

You know how some days you just have that special feeling that things will turn out a certain way?  I am not sure if you would call it an intuition, or a common sense.

Well, I have a perfect humor to share with you on that subject, so you be the judge.


  • You wake up face down on the pavement
  • You want to put on the clothes you wore home from the party and there aren’t any
  • Your spouse says “Good Morning, Pat”, and your name is Chris
  • Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles
  • You turn on the news and they’re showing emergency routes out of the city
  • You wake up and discover your waterbed broke — and then you realize that you don’t have a waterbed
  • Your twin sister forgot your birthday
  • The bird singing outside your window is a buzzard
  • You wake up and your braces are locked together
  • You call your answering service and they tell you it’s none of your business
  • Your income tax refund check bounces
  • Your car horn goes off accidentally and remains stuck as you follow a group of Hell’s Angles on the freeway
  • Your boss tells you not to take off your coat
  • You put both contact lenses in the same eye
  • You walk to work and then find that your dress is stuck in the back of your pantyhose

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