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Things to Smile About – Maxine Humor

MaxineWith all this COVID-19 lockdown, and so many adjustments in our daily routine, we all need something fun to smile about, to forget about the news, and to live in a moment.  So take some time out for a good laugh with Maxine………..:-)

Nothing beats fun “wisdom” from Maxine:

 

4 years without president

****My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn’t.

****I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

****Some people are alive only because it’s illegal to kill them.

****I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

****Don’t take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.

****You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me

Maxine - few drinks

****Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

****Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

****You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me

****I’m not a complete idiot — Some parts are just missing.

Hitting escape

****Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

****God must love stupid people; He made so many.

****The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

Maxine - getting older

****Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

****Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

Are you feeling better yet? Good!

You know that laughter is not only the best medicine, but it also burns calories!!

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