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Why God Made Moms – Mother’s Day Humor

It is a well known fact, that children do say the darndest things, and they always do it in such a sweet and honest way.

Have fun reading these, and you’ll see what I mean.

WHY GOD MADE MOMS
Answers given by year 2 school children, to the following questions:

Why did God make mothers?
1. She’s the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
2. Mostly to clean the house.
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.

How did God make mothers?
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.

What ingredients are mothers made of?
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
2. They had to get their start from men’s bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.

Why did God give you your mother and not some other Mom?
1. We’re related.
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people’s Moms like me.

What kind of little girl was your Mom?
1. My Mom has always been my Mom and none of that other stuff.
2. I don’t know because I wasn’t there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
3. They say she used to be nice.

What would it take to make your Mom perfect?
1. On the inside she’s already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
2. You know, her hair. I’d die it, maybe blue.

Happy Mother’s Day to all the Moms, and Moms to Be!!!!

6 thoughts on “Why God Made Moms – Mother’s Day Humor”

  1. Suzy says:

    Reminds me of Art Lincletter’s and Bill Cosby’s “Kids say the darndest things” My 5 year old answered some of those same questions on my card this year.
    How old is MOM?
    **My Mom is 20 years old..
    What does Mom look like?
    **My Mom looks like my MOM
    My Mom makes good?
    **Grill Cheese
    My Mom is…
    **like my Dad, because she does good things
    and so on it went…..SO CUTE!

  2. Suburban Grandma says:

    OOhhhhh…..doesn’t that make you feel all warm and fuzzy????
    Kids are so adorable at that age…….then they become teenagers…….and their style of expression changes….
    Thank you for sharing!

  3. Diana says:

    Hi again!

    How cute are these answers! I like the one that says, “God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.” LOL about the one dab of mean! How was your Mother’s Day? My soon to be stepdaughters made me stepmom cards!! Children always make sure we know how blessed we really are.

  4. Suburban Grandma says:

    I love to listen to young children telling stories and answering adult’s questions in their own way…..totally adorable.
    Oh..how nice of your soon to be stepdaughters to make you feel special. What a nice start for all of you!!! How old are they?

    Thank you for asking about my Mother’s Day. My daughter, granddaughter and I went for an Afternoon Tea.

  5. Grace Aiken says:

    Hi Suburban Grandma,
    I was wondering if I can use your Why God made Moms! answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions in my church newsletter.

  6. Suburban Grandma says:

    Hello Grace,
    As you can see these answers are in a quotation marks, meaning they are NOT mine, but rather quoted from someone else. This means I do not hold any rights to these, so you can use them as much as I have, but please mention that these are quotes from an unknown author…since I also don’t know who is the original author. Thank you very much for stopping by my blog and finding this post interesting.

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